Excuse me, there is a fly in my soup....

Random things that end up in my mouth:

Bugs - I don't know how I always manage to get bugs in my mouth.  There is no telling how many bugs I have actually eaten.  And I don't mean little noseeums.  I mean moths, ants, flies, big things, that know better.  Yet they fly in my mouth anyway.  Gross.

Hair - last night I had a strand of hair hanging down my throat.  It made me gag.  I couldn't reach it.  I tried all kinds of throat clearing noises.  They both just made me gag worse. 

Writing instruments - and it doesn't matter where it comes from. I catch myself doing it and I get really really really nauseated.  You just don't know what others have done to them. 

Brad stuff - usually whatever he has in his mouth at the time I decide to take it away from him :)

Things I don't put in my mouth:

Gum - I'm not a fan.

Other people's fingers - you don't know where they have been

Other people's gum - doubly gross


What kind of things do you have going on with your mouth????

Betty Crocker meets Bettie Page

Is it weird that I want to be a Domestic Goddess/Diva/Porn Star?  I spend my day dreaming of not having to work.  In my dreams, I'm wearing frilly nighties and high heeled feathered slippers and making my husband breakfast before heading off to work.  My kids will rise and shine each day and romp off to school with a smile on their face.  Then I will head to the gym to keep my gorgeous body in shape (I did say this was a dream).  After the gym, I will send my sweet husband naughty pictures while I shower.  I spend the afternoon cleaning my already spotless house because everyone picks up after themselves so nicely.  I begin a scrumptious supper and greet my dear husband at the door with his 7&7 while wearing something sexy.  After all of the usual evening activities and the kids scamper off to bed, I perform my wifely duties and fall asleep in his arms..... And do it all over again the next day.

This is my dream.  And one day I shall have it.  I think Brad would like it too!