Thursday, July 22, 2010

Betty Crocker meets Bettie Page

Is it weird that I want to be a Domestic Goddess/Diva/Porn Star?  I spend my day dreaming of not having to work.  In my dreams, I'm wearing frilly nighties and high heeled feathered slippers and making my husband breakfast before heading off to work.  My kids will rise and shine each day and romp off to school with a smile on their face.  Then I will head to the gym to keep my gorgeous body in shape (I did say this was a dream).  After the gym, I will send my sweet husband naughty pictures while I shower.  I spend the afternoon cleaning my already spotless house because everyone picks up after themselves so nicely.  I begin a scrumptious supper and greet my dear husband at the door with his 7&7 while wearing something sexy.  After all of the usual evening activities and the kids scamper off to bed, I perform my wifely duties and fall asleep in his arms..... And do it all over again the next day.

This is my dream.  And one day I shall have it.  I think Brad would like it too!

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